Cranberry Fucktwat

I'm a poor, gay college kid from Pennsylvania. I've also found out that there are a lot of lesbians at college so... I'm good.


I like questions, sometimes...  
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totheinternetandbeyond:

wecanbreatheinouterspace:

totheinternetandbeyond:

I lost the cap to a soda bottle

Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid. 

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE

totheinternetandbeyond:

wecanbreatheinouterspace:

totheinternetandbeyond:

I lost the cap to a soda bottle

Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid. 

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE

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trinitymemes:

worldfam0us:

Cuddles aren’t complete without touching of the booty

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staticpoison:

swimdeepinwavves:

my dad yelled “henessey come do a line of coke with me!” so i went to the kitchen and he set this up oh my god

this makes it sound like you were totally up for doing a line of actual coke with your father

staticpoison:

swimdeepinwavves:

my dad yelled “henessey come do a line of coke with me!” so i went to the kitchen and he set this up oh my god

this makes it sound like you were totally up for doing a line of actual coke with your father

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murderwhitepeople:

People asking babies to undertake adult workloads is one of my favourite things

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browsingmyboredomaway:

grester got hannah so good

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yes-um-what:

Grace’s sneaky filming is my favourite 

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somefreakwithablog:

vo0d0od0ll:

When mum gives you Disney princess stickers and you just cant contain your excitement


Darcy is the cutest human being ever and the most adorable representation of an excited child oh my the cute is overwhelming

somefreakwithablog:

vo0d0od0ll:

When mum gives you Disney princess stickers and you just cant contain your excitement

Darcy is the cutest human being ever and the most adorable representation of an excited child oh my the cute is overwhelming

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thatgirlwhosobssesedwithyoutube:

This is the same 19year old who’s ep is number one on the billboard charts

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  • me to all my friends: YOU CAN DO IT. YOU MAKE YOUR OWN LIFE. LET'S DO THIS TOGETHER. COME ON!!!
  • me to myself: you fucking piece of shit you will amount to nothing nothing is worth it your feelings are irrational go sleep for 22 hours